I've got a personal theory that Sam, after being demoted from Giz and shut away to Valleywag, has long since decided to go for broke and see just what it takes for him to get fired/see how far he can flail (yes, flail) upwards.

Biddles' gonna Bid.

Greetings, new arrival!

Remember, everyone: Now is the time of year to start checking your engine bay for cats. Now that I've got a bigger car, I need to be more vigilant about this ritual, especially considering the new gaping hole leading into my fender well.

Sparkle sparkle kira kira desu desu shiroi kokoro subete.

While true, I'm not terribly sure that that kind of hybrid character post was the way to do it.

Tried not to laugh in public; failed, will go back to staring at cappuccino wall fixture now.

Osmopherones! Seriously.

...Aaaaaaaand, upon asking myself why the comparison would be kinda rude, I just remembered that the Kodak commentariat isn't usually thought too well of around here. Hm.

I was referring more to the character post than anything else.

Yours was the type of post one would typically see on Kotaku.

Um, no, that's been around for a while. As per all internet things of this nature, it gained wide dissemination around 2009, when the internet happened to reach critical mass.

She is my MPDG.

It's a linguistic distinction, basically. Animals exist in another category from humans altogether.

Well, now you have to show us!

I'm waiting for the speshul snowflake meltdown with bated breath. Plz don't disappoint plz.

I'll take her!

You seem to be looking for Kotaku.

I just watched this and the Bud Light Limes and small business loans lines are killing me having come after the King scene.