It's mostly about the body's pH, although pineapple juice is kind of a go-to substance as its flavour-bearing esters tend to just pass right on through a person's system.

I'd imagine that Vampires would still be susceptible to mirrorless DSLRs.

No, see, what you need to do is take some spices and an actual pumpkin and...

No-one winds a Jezebel pissing contest.

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Yeah, some of my British friends have highlighted how the train and the car have really changed the development of accents and dialects.

People are crazy-talkative here in the South. I don't always think it is a bad thing.

#NotAllAmericans

You think that's bad?

This is an important question that matters.

Great; your image of Tolkien Elves has ruined them for me forever. Now all I can hear is them talking exactly like that, forever. This is because it is true.

This video hurts to watch!

Hey, to be fair to Disney, Naveen being a douche was kind of the whole point of his character.

You must be fun at parties.

Doesn't stop them from doing it.

This is the best Snacktaku episode.

Let's see...top three:

Sex with its rhythm and some smacks tied to a Queen playlist. Think "We Will Rock You".

Just as Cassie is an actual bear, you are now actually Dr Mrs The Monarch.

The best part about this story is how it showcases just what our lack of accessible health care and our society's attitude does to enable abusers! Want to get out of a bad situation, disabled person? Too bad! Obviously you just aren't working hard enough, because after all you should be able to just leave any time,…