I have just realized that I can steal the TERF Acronym.

I lack the sufficient Grumpy Cat image for this.

I've performed warehouse work taking apart and sorting defective tampons. If Jezebel wants to know more about that nightmare and why you probably do not want most brands of these things inside you, please go ahead and let me know.

...Except when you don't know a damn thing about what you're in the business of, you're going to have a bad time.

...Do you know what tampons even are?!

...Drag would mean dressed as a man for me, which is pretty much nearly every single day.

Yes, but why would you live with one?

Its like she is now some kind of food Buddha. Enlightened. More power to her! All of the power!!

I would have gone ballistic if they'd allowed a cameo!!

South Carolina: Negligent as hell until it isn't, in which case all of the negligent people will get you arrested to feel better about themselves. Pearls clutched; all is right at home.

...What other form did you expect a bear's erotic, psychological kinks to take?

She's like the Bobsplosion of Jezebel.

I now have 3-4 images I can use on a regular basis for Jezebel. Am I qualified to post on GT yet? Am I finally a real Jezzie, thanks to you and your marvelous .gif?!

Wow, damn. That's some offer. Too bad I'm probably not eligible.

...Because it is very sadly true?

Why would you ever live with a hipster?!

You know, as a trans woman having to live in the closet, I think I am going to start doing this whenever it coincides with times when I am more easily identifiable as a man.

Basically this.

Well, its pretty easy to be the only woman at your meetings when you're the bloody Queen.

I'm pretty sure they count as Men. Also: Terrifying.