Blah blah blah MSG blah blah POISON blah TOXINS blah blah I DON'T KNOW WHAT AMINO ACIDS ARE blah blah HEADACHES blah blah SOMETHING SOMETHING GMO.

What a magnificent example of gestalt closure. Saved.

You forgot "Are you driving?".

Something something anime something!

Such horrible magnificence.

Yeah, pretty much all Nissan Maximas are pretty great.

Can't do sprites. :< I think? I guess I could always learn to rasterize vectors into low quality, which I don't imagine would be too hard. Downsampling yay.

Go back to tumblr and your paradoxical 140 character world of twitter! Also stop making me feel old and self conscious about not having children at an age where it is financially stupid to do so in this economy!

Perhaps you're dyscalculate also. Can you tie shoes or read mathematical notations like musical notation?

...In Minecraft, you are not a survivor. You are the monster.

I actually play as a conservationist. I build with the land, and when I've played with my little brother I've made him be as conservative as possible with his whole castle-building ethos. As a consequence, Creepers wind up making me like quintuple-furious.

I play as some kind of weird "meat only when absolutely necessary" kind of player. I also try not to eat any pork since I can't do that in real life without horrible consequences.

ESO has good hair!

I wish I could program. I've got a disability called dyscalculia. Its the real "math dyslexia" people sometimes imagine, but its much more insidiously pervasive than that. Music notes, dance steps, coding...all of these are a serious problem. Oddly enough I'm quite competent at scripting that doesn't cross over into…

Abrams should have been the director of the Need For Speed movie.

I remember this art actually scaring me a little.

This box art is actually really good!

All of the jokes to be had asides, no. Those appear to be bamboo leaves. Looks like he's using an Asian robe of some kind - probably Japanese - in order to be a wizard.

You damn kids and your lack of imagination.

You shut your mouth that system was amazing, underrated, and got screwed by Walmart because they refused to stock it in the Electronics section.