If assholes had a bat signal, it would look like Rick Perry.

Actually though, her birth mother was looking for her, too. She said she started about six months ago to try and find her daughter. She absolutely was not "smoked out" by any media. She reached out when she saw the story and asked an attorney she knew to help facilitate a meeting. Her identity has been kept private,…

aw, me too.

I have heard some good things about leeches. I will take this plan instead of nothing. Can the chanting at least come from a reputable shaman? I hate that cut rate chanting. It never works.

"Kim Kardashian was in Tyler Perry's Temptation"

Uh. I'd like to remind you that the Bible says nothing about gravity, so I do not believe it exists.

I can get behind these Creationists. As reigning office champion of waste paper basketball, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN FEATURED ON ESPN'S SPORTS CENTER!

So Kanye is a vampire...

I understand that Jerod Leto has come under rightful ire for his insensitivity to the trancommunity, BUT this statement seems fine to me. He would be in drag in order to honor Rayon because he, Jerod Leto, is not a woman. Rayon would not have been in drag would she to have been able to go to the Oscras. She damn well…

Also, I assumed his comment meant that, in real life, he would be going in drag since he is not, himself, trans.

Can you please explain this to me? The only evidence I have found of SMG being a Republican is that she was a registered one like, 15 years ago. She and Freddie Prinze Jr. were married by a gay friend and she is a big proponent of gay marriage. I also don't see evidence of her having a "nasty reputation" among her…

I'm not "trying to PC." I just think that the cover of Vogue is not Burke's Peerage or the honor roll at Harvard. It's a magazine that you can buy at 7/11. In other words I can't quite be scandalized by this.

I didn't like Lena on the cover either, but at the end of the day, Lena is an award winning TV writer and a show runner. Having Lena cover the magazine is analogous to Tina Fey covering the magazine because Vogue has a history of showcasing prominent artists in that vein. Kim K is an amateur porn star with a reality…

Oh, I don't have any problem admitting that they're a good-looking couple. I also have no problem admitting that I think they're both garbage on the inside.

Might be a notch too far for Roberts; he may vote against it on some narrow grounds in a way that either doesn't resolve or even complicates the issue, like he did when 'upholding' the Affordable Care Act. I predict the vote going against Hobby Lobby 5-4, but it not being a total defeat for them, somehow.

but not really...

your pain is felt. brother/bestfriend = gone in a moment's notice. suicide sucks but i think if the pain of living was that bad, early death might have been the only relief. not a day goes by where i don't think of him. someone i knew my whole life with whom i shared an indescribable bond. nothing fills that void but…

I wrap KnopeWaffles and pygmypossum in a giant hug and murmur all the known platitudes...but having also lost a loved to suicide I know that the platitudes are just kind words and the hug will have to suffice.

I'm so sorry. I've also lost a loved one to suicide and the pain is excruciating. It IS hard to reach any kind of peace with not being able to stop them. You have my very best wishes.