That's horrible. I laughed, tried not to, coughed, laughed anyway, then felt guilty for having laughed. Monty Python paraphrasing. My weakness.

Religion is a self-professed behavior. You are not born Christian, you are baptized into it. You were brought up in the religion of your parents and upon reaching adulthood, you had the choice to leave. You had the choice to continue going to church, to switch to another church of the same denomination, to convert, or…

How about, "I didn't want to do it." Is that a good enough point? Some people just don't like it or don't want to do it and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Hi, just stopping by to point out that I was in the FREE, FREE, FREE camp. However, little noodle would NOT latch. We tried and tried and tried and she screamed from hunger. So, I started pumping and supplementing with formula because little girl was starving and wanted her food…

It doesn't cost money, but it definitely has a cost. It can be difficult and painful and it can be harder for the father to help feed the child, unless you pump AND the kid will take a bottle once in awhile. What I disliked about it was that no one else could feed my baby. That made me SO anxious.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Are you like, new to gossip blogs as a concept, or just generally insufferable?

"...if it is a choice between putting an uncooperative victim in jail and letting an attempted murderer with five prior crimes of violence on his record go because the case is dismissed when you can't produce a victim, the material witness warrant is going to get requested as a last resort."

Why, exactly, does it have to be a contest between which is worse? So letting rapists walk free is worse, so that makes it automatically OK to lock up victims who have difficulty with the process? That kind of over-simplification of these types of issues always bothers me. That's not how we have to deal with these…

I totally get what you are saying. As someone who went from not wanting kids, to wanting one desperately, to facing infertility and coming to terms with the fact that I may never have one, to eventually having my son a little less than a year ago, I have ridden this roller coaster in both directions.

Can we please stop painting parenting as the only way to get "the highest highs" in life? It's extremely self-righteous and condescending to those who don't want kids, and a knife to the heart of those that do but are having fertility issues. People are different and varied and value different things. You do you &…

Sure—you try doing these moves and see how it turns out.

Well, you take what she said out of context, then I guess you will arrive at that conclusion.

I am strangely attracted to him. If he were not funny, this crush would not exist. Humor is my kryptonite.

I couldn't watch the above clip at work, so if this came up, I apologize for the repetition.

I'd like to know also. When the whole Duck Dynasty debacle was going down, I had tons of family post stuff on Facebook about how the "radical gays" were being "intolerant" of "Christians" because somethingsomething GLAAD. I wanted so badly to say something but it's so backwards just trying to wrap my head around it is…

That's such a vapid statement. Disagreement =/= hate. Denying services to a group of people because you don't like their genetic makeup IS hate. Saying that a group of people deserve to go to hell because you don't agree with who they are IS hate.