Doused in whiskey and the tears of my many mistresses but yeah viking funeral all the way.
Couple years back, pretty inebriated at the time, I told my friend that if I died before him I wanted my body held until my next birthday. At that point he was to throw one last birthday bash in my honor, and do that same thing in my families pond. Except the arrow part, as cool as it would be my hopes is that…
...But he was four. Just four. :|
I can't imagine having to choose your funeral at 4.
You to tell the entirety of Robert Munch books in gif form
naked and horny jennifer connelly, megan fox, and natalie portman in a locked hotel room lying on top of a gigantic pile of cocaine.
"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force."
Not wanting to seem pedantic, but the phrase is, "cut of his jib". It refers to the shape of the jib sail on a sailing ship, and by seeing it, you could readily identify friend from foe. Consider it the very very early version of an IFF transponder.
Next: "Sexual Harasser Smasher"
sergeant stitch reporting for duty sir!
Folkenstal builds weapons and armour, mostly from Skyrim. She is very, very good at what she does.
I'm saying the boots make no sense. Why do they have to be heels? ANY OTHER DESIGN would work because exactly, we're not dealing with logic. They could have been rocket arms because why not, they could have been a jetpack because then we could recreate the iconic Arrested Development scene with monty mole or…
It is randomencounter. They never treat ANYONE with respect. This time I actually agree with their base argument that it isn't a big deal. It is Smash Bros. In the Nintendo Direct you see Charizard fight Mario. Realism is not a big deal.
The fact that it's reached the point we're comparing Samus to Bayonetta is a problem.
Her outfit was bland and boring but now it's super sleek and sexy because she has stripper heels. Yeah! Only way they could've gone with it.
But don't you see? Exactly. They didn't give Link sexy boots in order to make him triple jump.
They've at least stayed true to the source characters to date.