Samus's expression is just ridiculously funny to me.

The game is 90% story. Unskippable, badly told story. It even proudly boasts of having a movie-only mode.

I'll actually agree with you there. I had a lot of fun playing Other M as a Metroid game. It did some interesting things and was a nice merging of 2D Metroid styles with 3D. It still doesn't change the fact that they completely changed Samus and did weird things to the story as a whole.

Here's some red.

Maybe he sprouts tiny legs. Or uses the oxygen tank to jetpack up them. This is a serious dilemma.

What a load of bullshit. Everything he says about Facebook can be equally applied to Microsoft, or any other closed platform Minecraft has ever appeared on.

No fucking surprise there. He baited everyone with a new Populous-like Kickstarter and it's turned out to be built entirely around ipad tap-fests.

Did you not see Zuckerberg's statement on the deal with Oculus? He has big plans for Oculus, far beyond simply gaming. So no, they aren't going to just sit back and let Oculus do their thing.

Why make something specifically for women like that. Should we not have things like this that are for both genders instead of isolating one over the other.

Never forget.

Ubisoft's quote is hilarious:

The French Revolution is a pretty cool setting. I was still hopping for something different (wild west or samurais)

I bet you get a warm, fuzzy feeling when you leak something and it turns out to be totally accurate.

Oh Christ. You just threw bait to all the anti-declawing nutters. Now this entire thread is going to be an argument about that.

Most domestic cats I know are de-clawed.

Are you being for real right now?

As somone mentioned before, they're covered by Libertarians.

Damn, Naderites are getting completely violated by the Vegans. And rightfully so, Vegans are fucking horrible.

Disappointed in some of the results so far. While some libertarians (like Matt Stone and Trey Parker) are capable of being funny and respectable, literally every Dawkins-style atheist is an absolute bitch.

St. Louis Cardinals fans vs Boston Red Sox fans is going to be an epic 3rd round matchup.