Remember to credit the two earlier Army of Two games for this COVER SYSTEM innovation we are crediting Tomb Raider and Last of Us for. Those games did it first.

You can read a variety of reviews from our website and judge for yourself. Our first jackets started shipping in October 2013, so there aren't a lot of 'long-term users' as yet, but I feel that the reviews we do have so far should give you a good idea of the quality work that goes into our jackets.

If you want, I would be happy to have you visit our studio to see that our jackets are actually quite well made. We take pride in our product and the durability of our jackets. Additionally, Capcom isn't asking for a million orders, they are asking for 300. As far as I'm concerned, if this jacket goes well, maybe…

MUCH >

I can say from first hand experience that these jackets are quality. They're made in the U.S. and constructed out of fabrics that were selected specifically for their durability.

You'll get more use out of it though.

I shall be following Owen's old schedule, Saturday - Wednesday. On Thursday and Friday I just sit at my desk refreshing the site, feeling helpless.

I sure hope this doesn't mean we won't see posts from you during the week. I can't contain my Fahey to just 2 days

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The lightning is generally optional and can be turned off — then you just have a black keyboard with green lettering. When I want gaudy, I turn to Mad Catz.

Cloying, I think that's the word you're looking for here. As a young whippersnapper, that was a concept I could not possibly conceive of, but as I grow to near cane shaking in my grass yard status, cloying is now in my face whenever I attempt any sugary stunt eating.

They really missed a marketing opportunity by not calling them Ice Creamations.

I have been waiting for a chance to jump in realistic video game puddles since before there were video games.

You're gonna carry that weight.

Snacktaku!
Snacktaku!
Snacktaku!

Man, slowly all the authors who who were writing when I first joined are leaving. Actually I have no idea how many are still here since Kotaku doesn't tell us who their authors are on the side any more >_> Well, good bye and good luck Owen! We shall use you in photoshops for all time!

I kid you not there are tears on my face right now.

Take this to heart everyone.