That's their gig, mostly Michael's fault because he does Rage Quit and is from New Jersey.

I think most people who hate on them are only watching it for the first time, or are sticks in the mud.

Geoff just can't handle that last jump, he goes full hyena.

Oh man, that would be genius.

Bash, your hair is pretty.

This is everything I've always wanted from a GoPro.

Offscreen, that's how. Most people are pretty okay with games not including things like sleep or pooping, especially if they're games like Metroid, so it stands to reason that most people should be pretty okay with the acceptable break from reality of her not removing the suit.

Hence why I said AGAIN in my comment. They've used the Zero Suit multiple times and it hasn't stopped being annoying. Yes, it's more clothes than what she had on under the suit in Metroid, but the point is that she shouldn't be out of the suit at all.

I turned off my logic circuits the moment I found out the armor was supposed to be for bird aliens.

Oh, that kind of composition. Derp. Dunno why I wasn't thinking about the Scully box. But yeah, I think that's why she's crouching with a fighter's stance: puts her around the same position as the others, without actually compromising her height. If you stood her like Miss Fit, she'd be the correct 6'3" pretty easily.…

Similar enough.

How so? (to the composition, not the conga line.)

Come on, Nintendo, don't corrupt your perfectly decent character by reducing her to boobs in a suit for people like the above, AGAIN.

She's 6'3" without the suit in the Prime trilogy. Other M made her shorter, which is a damn shame.

Oh no, not again...

EULALIA!!!!!

+1, Foster is the man. Let's not ignore Andre Johnson though, the guy is actually Santa Claus.

Review scores drive us to treat game criticism like an Olympic competition. Will my favorite new product score a 10? Will it get docked points for doing something wrong? Did the developers do enough to win the gold medal?

Wow, driving like that at 2 am, I've gone from Clear Lake to downtown Houston in 12 minutes. That is a pretty big map. Maybe not as big as other people thought, but hey.

This information is vital, man.