You are making the assumption he isn't, asshole.

so, it's going to be Big 10 against Pac 12. Should be played at the Rose Bowl.

While I'm sure the demons appreciate the workout, it would've been a lot easier had Meyer just gotten an old priest and a young priest.

There's a slim chance they might have thought of that. Long shot but maybe their strategic planners are as smart as commentors here...

Yeah, Putin was so "friendly" with Bush he invaded Georgia. Sheesh, leave the politics outta this one. The whole concept is brain-dead.

UP doesn't say adulthood sucks. What you see is two people having a very happy life, with disappointments, together. Then the aftermath of one of them passing on and not dealing with it until ADVENTURE, because it's a children's movie.

Put down the PBR and the chill the fuck out, dude. It was a joke.

Can I just tell you that when I saw Alan Alda I jumped out of my chair and screamed "ALAN ALDA!!! OMG THERE'S ALAN ALDA!!!" And then I got super teary because he looked so happy to be there. I am a hundred years old.

The Japanese title is "メビウス" which I assume is from "メビウスの帯" or in English "Mobius strip." Why they went with "Mevius" instead of "Mobius?" I'm guessing they thought it looked cooler.

"Swee-koh-den."

Looks sweet. How late do your parents let you keep the speakers on?

The real question is, Will it blend?

The quarterback flopped. Maybe it was more of a splat or a thud, but there was some kind of noise, I'm sure, before he died.

You forgot to add that they had to spend the day in St. Louis.

I'll bet she's now happy with her life choices.

That article is false: http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/…

There are plenty of natural born boot-lickers out there.

Here's a map detailing botched SWAT raids in the United States. All the little blue spots involve deaths of innocent people and you can click on them for more fun details. This map took me literally seconds to find.