“TOO SOON”

To be fair one time the statue of liberty did attack a rich white guy who was trying to take advantage of a newborn baby while blasting rock and roll.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

These are the 33 Democrats who probably think Lucy will let Charlie Brown finally kick that football too.

The mathematician in me wants someone to invent a game called “Non-Euclidean Lands”.

Not the lowest turnout in 20 years. Election post-mortems literally written in the next couple of days which didn’t account for the time it takes to finish counting votes have a tendency to fall into this trap, which is obnoxious; in one published three weeks after the event, as the leadup to a story with the ... tone…

You make a basic factual error in your first two paragraphs, which didn’t exactly inspire me to closely consider the rest of the piece.

As a quick follow up to that, also please please please fortheloveofgod please don’t forget about your local elections as well. While who we vote in as President is very, very important, your life is affected infinitely more by those governing you on a local and state level. If you want direct, immediate change,…

The debt is a really hard issue to debate as it is a pretty complex topic and the majority of the viewers aren’t clear between the debt and the deficit. Considering Trump never offers policy proposals, I’m not sure what he would say about it other than he is the only person who could fix our debt problem overnight.

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

Not only is this the only “Root for ____ in the playoffs” post written by someone who actively dislikes the team in question, but it’s also the only one written by someone who doesn’t know anything about said team. Well done!

As a resident of a north side neighborhood in walking distance of Wrigley, this is my Y2K/Hurricane warning/zombie apocalypse all wrapped up into one. My greatest fear is that the Cubs will win and there will be a drunk, riotous mob “WOO”-ing down Clark, breaking windows and causing Schaumburg-level of sophisticated,…

Cubs fans as a body may become even more obnoxious than normal if they win, fine. How about this.

This is an unwittingly perfect Cubs preview: Became fan of team yesterday, knows nothing about the Cubs, bitches about Cardinals anyway.

Considering how much shit I’ve taken from Cardinals (and later White Sox) fans my entire life, I really don’t give a shit if the Cubs become the new most hated fanbase in baseball if it means there’s a 2016 World Series flag on top of Wrigley next year.

My grandfather, a life-long Cubs fan (and life-long curmudgeon), died in July last year just before the Cubs season took a sharp upward trajectory. He was 92.

“Buster Posey went 3-for-4 and hit his first home run in two months”

I’m unfamiliar with this term, can somebody help me?

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

It doesn’t normalize it. It makes the dogwhistles and racist symbolism explicit. Which is the opposite of normalizing it. The reason that moderate Republicans could do things like talk positively about the Confederate flag was because there was an ambiguity - a thing where the racist implications of a lot of symbols…