Hi there, welcome to 2014. A lot of stuff has happened while you were in that cave.

My son was 3 months when I went back to work, a few hours a week. I'd get in the car and find myself at work 15 miles away with absolutely no memory of driving. I was desperate for sleep, so I talked to my pediatrician about letting him cry. We picked a night, put him to bed and let him cry. I went in every few…

i refused to let my hair be brushed or combed, so my parents buzzed it off.

Remember that one jump in Wailing Caverns, where if you didn't make it you had to backtrack a 5 minute walk (more if you didn't clear the mobs) just to try that jump again? There was always someone who would miss it at least twice.

Me Grimlock think that Yannick LeJacq is type of person who wear scarf in summer and think he look cool. Me Grimlock say you full of cesium salami. Me Grimlock can't belive that Me Grimlock didn't get to say Me Grimlock one time in stupid Michael Bay movie. Me Grimlock think that Yannick Lejacq is so... dumb and…

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

I'm a doctor and a biologist ( most of us get a bachelor of science in biology in college). I am not an endocrinologist or an OB/GYN, but here is what I can tell you about hormonal birth control

So now we got Skywind, Beyond Skyrim: Cyrodiil, DaggerXL and Skyblivion. That's it, I'm starting an Arena overhaul in the Daggerfall engine. Or heck, a Daggerfall remake in the Redguard engine! Who's with me!?

Fire. Fire is what's inside a battery. ICs and semiconductors contain magical blue smoke that makes them function, Lithium-chemistry batteries contain the pure hateful fire of a vengeful malevolence.

You sound like an impartial and informed basketball analyst, so I'll take your word for it.

[tries to think of a joke]

apparently, Calipari was just trolling us all year long

Final Fantasy IV - Red Wings

One of my favorites. Way underappreciated.

Lot of weirdness this year with BYU and Dayton being low seeds. BYU has specific conditions (at each seed there's only one pod/region they can be assigned to because they refuse to play on Sundays) and Dayton can't be one of the final at-larges because they host the PIGs. Teams can be moved up or down up to two seeds…

I consider FFXIII under-rated and VII over-rated.