I can’t stand stuff like this. I remember I gained a bit of weight once (like I was maybe a size 6 up from 4 )and a guy I knew commented. It was one day when I brought holiday cookies I made to a bar where we were watching a game. He told me Id better not watch how many cookies I made since it looked like I gained. I…

Be sure to ask him if he is carrying a pregnancy to term on human gestational time( 9 months) or elephant gestational time (21 months.)

You cannot win. It’s either “eat a sandwich” or “lay off the sandwiches” unless somehow you fall in that sliver of the ‘acceptable’ weight range. Good for Kelly Clarkson, Giver of Zero Fucks.

Nope. He was the NBC chief White House correspondent for years and moderator of Meet The Press. He tossed his credibility out the window though and signed on with Fox News.

I’d say they lay off the fat jokes and I’ll lay off the comments about Fox news being a bunch of lying homophobic, racist, sexist sacks of shit, but I know it’s a promise I can’t keep.

Promise me that one of these days you will ask your father in law how long it’s actually been since his babies were born.

In my experience older, overweight men in particular LOVE fat shaming women. My father-in-law, who has a huge beer gut has made a few choice comments on how I haven’t lost my baby weight. The irony of this is totally lost on him. Like Kelly, I smile, ignore and drink my wine.

This reminds me of when Bill O’Reilly was stunned that no one was screaming “motherfucker” at a Harlem restaurant.

People with a vagina (vastly) outnumber those with a penis in this kind of household, I guess.

My rabidly-conservative Facebook friends (who I keep both out of a sense of loyalty b/c of family friendships and also because it keeps me informed about the gross stuff being said about various topics) are all over this as "so American!" and wishing them the best. I have a feeling if Bristol was a different race,…

Okay. You know how sometimes everyone raves about some performer, and you are baffled, because just don't see the draw? My two biggest blind spots are Will Farrell and Amy Schumer. I don't dislike either of them, but I don't find them funny. I don't hate them (like I hate, say, Andrew Dice Clay, or Dane Cook), but I…

No sympathy here. I have awful animal cruelty forced on me at least once every other week. Social workers, cops, paramedics, and oh yeah, innocent children have horrific shit forced on them daily. If they have to deal with it, so do the rest of us. We OWE IT to the victims, living and dead, to realize that this shit…

See, I'm so fucking angry I can't even think straight. Goddammit.

Please stop posting this horrifying shit. Find a place to put these posts so that those of us who don't want to have to be confronted with stuff this awful on the regular don't have it forced on us. Seriously. Put it with the awful stories of animal cruelty. When there literally is nothing we can do with this…

The poor mother. She lost her child and found out her husband is a sick piece of shit. I can't even imagine the nightmare she's going through. And as for this motherfucker, I hope his nightmares are just beginning.

He's known for his lockdown defense, so I expect he'll get off.

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.

The one we called "Lib Lad," an Ayn Rand acolyte, in the mid-90s. Total hate fuck. We shared a cigarette afterwards and swore never to speak of it again. I understand he won a Pulitzer at some point much later on.

Sigh.....a white guy that would wear "funky jamiroquai hats" in high school. I lost my virginity in his storage unit. :-/

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.