Does anyone really think that the owners give a rat’s ass about Jay-Z? All of a sudden those owners who hated Obama, and forced their players to not kneel, will see Jay-Z and be like “Oh, no! I have seen the error of my ways! I’ll allow any of my players who wishes to kneel during the anthem to do so freely, and…

“Rapitalism” just made my night.

It’s a black people haircut. I forgive you for not knowing.

He’s been spending too much time south of the border and needs the bitter cold to restore his Canadian-ness to proper levels.

No, asshole you were the one that ruined your life and ended the life of a woman you were abusing.

A former girlfriend told the Wisconsin State Journal that O’Kroley had tried to commit suicide in 2014, and that he has been seriously mentally ill for the past decade.

There was a time, however, when those stereotypes were empathetic, fleshed out creatures (or at least entertaining) and the plots serviced a higher echelon of verbal comedy.

You are not wrong, but hating on network sitcoms for simplistic plots and stereotypical characters is shooting fish in a barrel.

I’m getting the feeling that his lawyers are going to try and slow everything as much as possible until he’s too sick. And then it’ll be “We can’t try a man this sick.” This is going to take a long, long time.

While I’m not versed in the intricacies of the Americal Law and Judicial system, the claim of Cosby’s attorneys that Montgomery Count District Attorney agreed to never prosecute for the allegations of sexual assault by Andrea Constand seems to be contradicted by the email from Castor, who says that the agreement was…

Upon arrival, guests were greeted with sound art, presented as a cacophony of small tinkling bells interspersed with more resonant gong sounds in reflection of the Zen ambiance of the 16-acre reserve. To ensure everyone followed the right path toward the ceremony structure, performance artists donning butterfly…

Mojo, while proudly carrying his “Best Dog Ever, Really Ever Forever” title, doesn’t understand why Buster feels the need to be so competitive? But he wants to be friends anyway, because that’s the kind of dog that he is.

You’re kidding, right? Country folk work hard and play hard, and they need places to drink. I live outside of Sioux Falls and there are clubs, bars, and ‘casinos’ everywhere, even in the smallest towns.

I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.

I am in my late 30s and I’m a fat chick. Too old and too fat for the win!

And more than 25% body fat is fat.

*Sad and jaded*

I like how late 30s is considered downright geriatric to these tools.

You know what? Just ONCE I would like to be surprised by something like this. I would like to live in a world where horrible misogynist behavoir would be actually shocking instead of grimly expected and depressing. Fuck all of this.