"At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind."

I would be glad to personally subsidize an all-you-can-catch lobster deal for him.

I love this blog. I've done everything humanly possible to avoid restaurant work. My mom waitressed to feed us. 2 -3 restaurant jobs at a time. Knew it wasn't for me. My body is wrecked at 37 because I have always taken warehouse and lifting jobs. Pick up heavy shit move it to another location, put heavy shit down.…

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

Just a quick little update: I posted last Saturday about feeling depressed/engaging in self-harm and got so many lovely and encouraging responses (and one troll, but what else can you expect on the internet?) I didn't reply to each one individually because I didn't know how to say thanks without sounding like a broken…

Beats, shoots and leaves.

I am a long time Los Angeles Clipper fan. NEVER A FAN OF DONALD STERLING! I love and root for the great players on the Clipper team. I hope that they can get past this and go on to win the NBA championship. I hope that they realize how much their fans support them and that they realize that they are playing for us,…