I don’t think 12K is officially defined anywhere, but if it ever is it most likely won’t be the same thing as three 4K monitors placed side-by-side. If anything it will be equivalent to nine 4K monitors arranged in three rows of three.

If the satire is effective and she gives no obvious hints, almost none. What’s the difference between Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report and Bill O’Reilly, they both say the same things, what’s the difference? Stephen Colbert conformed to Republican stereotypes, he must be pretty damn stupid, right?

It’s Poe’s Law in effect.

She intentionally baits people who think she’s doing some breast stream.

I don’t think it matters that she’s doing it sarcastically, I think it’s pretty damn stupid to intentionally conform to a stereotype like that. I mean, what’s the difference between her saying it’s satirical and her doing it completely genuinely?

“Perhaps when racism is no longer a thing”

Alright, fuck off then. :)

Ignoring the many things you got factually wrong, most likely on purpose, it's pretty clear that you just have a personal distaste for Clarkson. Nobody should take anything you wrote seriously.

God, you're such an insufferable cunt. You are clearly one of these people who just hate Jeremy Clarkson. Why are you going on and on and on and on and on and on about this?

The longer you wait the better it will be though.

√-1 η Σ π u η Σ 2?

Pi Day is stupid because American date formats are stupid.

Good god, it's like a walrus or a seal.

She got close. Really close. If she were a real person, we'd have been nose-to-nose. It was weirdly uncomfortable. My brain—only partially aware that what it was experiencing wasn't real—surged its synapses with mixed signals, ones usually reserved for awkward encounters with actual humans. "Who is this person? You…

It sounds like it: "you have to bring her to the highest gates of heaven by holding her to the light"

Ha ha, you spaz. Don't worry, the guy you're replying to isn't going to make your idol disappear – you don't have to try to convince him that Kanye isn't a douchebag.

Yeah, it's going to let clueless people break the fuck out of their machines in the same way that changing the desktop background or window colour does.

One of Windows 8's own cool, hidden features was File History, which was essentially OS X's Time Machine for Windows. While this backup feature isn't new, you can now access a particular file's previous versions by right-clicking it, selecting Properties, and clicking the brand new Previous Versions tab. Super handy.

You're right, it's not.

Yeah the Auction House was better, but I think that it missing from Forza 5 was probably just a time constraint thing. I fully expect it to be back in the next Forzas, as well as things like more varied Career events. There were a couple of things like that which I didn't list.