who needs a bed when you have a Snorlax?

Agreed, but almost undoubtedly it’d wind up on Jezebel or something as an example of cosplayers cultural appropriating.

Try harder? How about go fuck yourself. It’s a video game. Did you get that attitude from your soccer mom? Yeah, make people feel like shit for no reason. Good answer.

Trying to download it... First time using Torrent. Norton is like having Hillary Clinton right on your desktop. “uTorrent is THREAT H4X.4RELSUPRSRS.VIRUS, ONLY FIVE USERS ARE USING THIS PROGRAM. VERY UNTRUSTWORTH.” *clicks ‘always allow’*

“ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT BADMOJOVIRUS.EXE TO ALWAYS MAKE CHANGES TO YOUR BIOS AND…

This is the most hideous, generic looking bullshit I’ve seen in a long time.

Really? A 5 year old AMD CPU is better than half the shit on the market right now. While everyone’s selling dual cores, AMD was putting out octuple core processors. They blow their Intel I3 minimum requirement out of the water. Why would you need to downgrade just for age? Especially when it was possible for them to…

Then it’d look like a knockoff instead of a real entry in the series, as it does.

Another problem, the game requires a CPU that runs SSE4.1. They’re working to fix that, but they could have avoided a big mess by actually running beta tests. But they were too afraid that jig would be up if too many people got a hold of it early on.

This game might be okay, or pretty cool, but it is in a sense a…

Nintendo should put it on Steam for $10. Boom, they’re in the PC market with millions of copies sold.

Conveniently, this jackass didn’t say anything of the sort until well over an hour after the game was released. Hello Games is the publisher on Steam. The idea that the company owner doesn’t have control of the marketing guy is fucking bullshit. Try another lame excuse.

Don’t blame the marketing guy; he just wrote…

The game has even more compatibility problems! Fans everywhere rejoice! Go fuck yourself, fanboy.

It turns out this card does have OpenGL 4.5 support. So, I guess the problem isn’t one of those listed by Murray.

GTX 480 does not support Open GL 4.5! They put a card as the minimum that the game coatchecks out! What the fuck! Don’t make excuses.

If I didn’t fall within the specs, i wouldn’t have bought the game. Specs said NOTHING about Open GL 4.5, said NOTHING about Windows SP1, said NOTHING about what drivers or cards it whitelisted. THE CARD THEY RECOMMEND DOESN’T EVEN SUPPORT OPEN GL 4.5!

The coatcheck should be the specs list on the purchase page. If…

It’s almost like it’s a bad idea to tailor a product with potentially millions of users (almost all of which are PC users) toward Linux.

Not in the actual requirements list.

I must have driven my friends list nuts with 20 attempts in 2 minutes. Someone claimed their game worked after about two dozen successive tries, and thought I’d try it. :X

I’m trying to refund, because it won’t even launch on my system. And Sean Murray is indicating that the game is crashing because of unsupported hard/firmware. I don’t think it’ll ever run on the machine I have right now.

Yep, I can only see the Hello Games logo. My impression is they’re CTDing “unsupported” hardware and firmware, which is a “we’re too lazy to troubleshoot or care about the stability of platforms beyond a certain point”. This sort of ‘coatcheck’ is becoming more popular... Overwatch did it.

Did they have Steam refunds then?