The highlight of this article is that a Kotaku writer went out of their way to not clickbait.

Yeah, this just looks like a costume. An impressive costume, though.

I always say ‘the pokemans’ to pluralise it.

I was just about to pass on No Man’s Sky... Suddenly I’m interested again.

Everytime I see something that looks cool on Kotaku, it’s not a game, it’s just art.

It looks like it has pastry bread for skin.

Hopefully that death will be the vigilante murder of whoever called in the hoax.

In a post-Pokemon Go world, what people need is better sound proofing. It’s not like they’re stabbing each other.. They’re too busy looking at their phones to get up to any real hooliganism. Right?

This is cute. Heheh.

The ending song makes me want to watch Azumanga Daioh. Maybe they could have super cute girl cats that talk about bananas... aaaaaand, somehow I’m already making this anime sound even more sexual than it already does and looks.

Bananya... Bana... Nya.. Banan... Nya... Nyan. Nyan cat. Mhm. What random food product is the next meme going to attach to the back of a cat?

Bad memories. I was playing this all day when I found out my dog was dying of cancer :( Could have been spending his last day alive with him.

It’s silly to claim the app drew them there in a stupor; they became engrossed after arriving at the park. And, yes, the fact that they learned their lesson after the incident makes saying what the lesson was non-ironic. Just because they said it doesn’t mean it was presented as ‘sage wisdom’, that’s your inference.

It’s not advice they made before the incident, though. They’re talking about what they learned. It’s not irony. It’s not even interesting. You could say ‘oops’ is an ironic statement, in that case. If you didn’t know what mistake you were making, it’s not irony to not have yet learned your lesson.

It’s no great irony to say ‘I should have been paying more attention’. They noticed him because they were unable to be distracted by their phones at that time. Just because they were playing Pokemon doesn’t mean they needed to be completely engrossed in it and never look up.

When something happens in the manner described by a person, how is that irony?

My brother broke most of our Sega Saturn games when we were teenagers. It’d be good to play Clockwork Knight and Virtual Cop and that one with the bug mascot again.

But have they done anything about racism and racist emotes?

I kind of don’t get the point of MMOs from any generation, except a few select sandbox ones like Face of Mankind, Second Life, or just about any game with a politics system. Otherwise it’s like “look how much time I wasted making the numbers bigger, non-friends”. Because at no other time are you encouraged to actually…

Uh, Ultima as in the MMO where you’re encouraged to install a macro and leave the game while your skills level up on their own?