Yep, knew this was going to happen when I saw the art. Too good and original not to make it’s own IP.

Hah, if you can play it. For the Open Beta they implemented several nonsensical technical lockouts so you can’t even DOWNLOAD the game with certain configurations of windows or graphics cards.

So I can’t download the game unless I first install it on an SSD from a PC that it’ll let download. A ton of players are having…

Is it as good as the N64 version? Better?

That’s what the point of this concept is.

If I had 10k just lying around, I’d be right on that top tier reward. Hope this game makes it... 2 year development time sounds pretty optimistic; also that budget, if they’re don’t plan to do other crowd funding and getting a real publisher....

Me too. I’ve had this idea and wanted this for years and years.

I think game characters will be like notepad documents, or a little journal entry. Our offspring couldn’t give a fuck less. After a few years, even I couldn’t care too much about even my most prized MMO characters or save files.

Ah, in that universe where 30 days is 1/10th a lifespan. Good math there, captain.

5 hour game, 120 episodes on YouTube. Sounds about right.

Do you smoke marijuana? Ever made an error on your taxes? Jaywalked? Missed some payments? Well, I hope you get raped in prison. That’s essentially what you’re saying.

Prison in America is a business. Maybe some day you’ll find yourself being fucked in the shower so Scrouge McDuck can bank 13k a year off your…

There’s no turning anyone who doesn’t want to be into an outstanding citizen, period.

I haven’t played COD in years. When did it become Earth Defense Force 2445?

“today’s crop of grimly serious murder bro FPS main characters”

Like? Solider 76 seems more like a movie character to me.

The card and board PC game? That’s a pretty odd title.

I wish there were more games like this. I’m not really interested in playing the same battle over and over again, but more stuff like Close Combat would be more than excellent. Seems bad we’re stuck with these awful Total War games, though...

Darkest Hour.

North Versus South on the NES was one of the first NES games that really clicked with me. It’s what really let me see you could do just about anything with video games, even back then. Well, I was like 3 so I guess maybe it wasn’t such a great revelation.

Where’s the Erasure Chains of Love gif?

Netflix DVD, I said.

Yeah, it’s on there. And it’s not that recent. They get DVDs in stock when they hit the shelves.