Baby Boomer Santa says you're welcome!

I had a teacher in HS thought Lost Highway was a vampire movie. I know for a fact it's based on Final Fantasy VIII, just with less trains and more Rammstein.

It should come as no surprise to anyone what their true intentions are.

This is a thing that I would watch with my eyelids held open so that I wouldn't miss a nanosecond!

I got it...but I've been captured.

What about all the missing left socks from Ren & Stimpy miraculously appearing within the confines of a black hole? Or salve is not only for your hair, but wiping your bum, and is a nutritious snack? Or space madness? I love Ren & Stimpy.

I hated Cole Phelps as much as I loved John Marsden, which in itself was an amazing experience. I felt as begrudged to control this guy as the people collared to partner with him, and I think that was the point. The weird little part where you have to control the other guy, he was a dick, too, I think the only MAN I…

I did not get the impression the Red Skull was killed...but perhaps teleported away, if on accident. Something tells me the second train of thought, that this is just padding for the game, is most likely the truth. I would, however, like to see a space-madness Red Skull tearing shit up alongside cosmic daddy-issues…

They don't use spoilery images, they use publicly released promotional photos. Also, if you came in here to complain, then you came into the SPOILER article...so much for avoiding spoilers.

I think it was the whole, "modern, civilized society falls apart at the hands of mechanized gods, and are glad for it." It's very post-VII Final Fantasy, and as much as I'd love to see a return to the likes of VI and IX, something about the bombed out cities overrun with wildlife and these god like creatures going…

Being a sucker for Final Fantasy, I know I'll get this eventually. I DID like XIII. But I was disappointed that they built up this wonderfully mysterious backstory only to do...nothing with it. I wanna see where Fang and Vanille came from. I'd love to see how those uber l'Cie came into being and became such…

Says "Public Pervert" lol.

With the immenseness of the universe, I doubt that space travel would ever be passe. As long as there are stars in the sky, I imagine little boys and girls will look up and dream of going to them. Whether they see those stars from the surface the Earth, Mars, Kepler 2B, or through the pressurized windows of a space…

That was rad, but I lol'd (happily, in a good way, with, not at) at the date.

I wouldn't find it sexy by any means, but the guts it would take would earn a smile, some respect, maybe a little vomit, but serious nerd-respect.

I approve of this change. My birthday would forever remain on Labor Day.

I took the rubber feet off my old laptop that languishes in my closet. There was an article on here a while back that the XBox's rubber feet also fit pretty well. Just stick em to the inside of the shell next to the "rubber feet" that obviously don't protect squat (at the moment). Mine doesn't close ALL the way…

Now I wanna play Little Big Planet.

I thoroughly approve of anyone dressing as Morrigan. Could be a fat guy from Boston, I don't care. I truely, deeply, love Morrigan.

Surely they will have figured out a way to overcome their weakness of exploding upon having their noses popped, yes? Also, I would hope for a hard R and get more pies-melting-people gory goodiness!