Please stop recommending this joke. It was terrible and I'm sorry.

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

Makes me happy to know one of these ended up on a track (in the rain no less), instead of constantly coddled beneath a tarp in some rich guys garage.

I'M TRYING CHANGE BUT IT'S NOT GOING WELL

I KEEP ON THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

And people call Saudi Arabia bad.

It could be a lot of us don't care because... it's still a neon.

Lamborghini Diablo? I don't know a ton about them, and I could call a buddy of mine who's an expert on Lamborghinis, but he's out of town.

I'd give ya $50 for it.

Alternate headline: "Holy Fuckshit, This Fucking Landslide Is Fucking Intense"

i swear to god i jack off once a day thinking only of GTA V

Russian kids are taught this in case of dash cam failure

The official Navy theory is, if you're curious, one of them went out to repair something on the blimp, the other one went to assist, and they both fell out.

Please please please please please please please please please...

I believe Robot Alchemic Drive is a better candidate.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Acura grills, Acura mills, check out the oil my Acura spills.

My Nail Bat was inspired by Final Fantasy VII, cause I'm old school like that. I have yet to kill anyone with it yet though.

We don't like X1, lets be disrespectful to the developers of killer instinct yet beg for more capcom crap, you know, five iterations of the same game and on disc doc capcom.