"Me, two pumps in."—DingoDen.

Now that Feldman pulled the rug from under George's feet, we won't have to worry about him standing his ground anymore.

I'll fight Zimmerman for $50 and bus fare.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

This'll deal a devastating blow to Russia's reputiation as a bastion of diversity, tolerance, and civility.

You'd think Roger Ailes would have gotten in touch with her by now.

I really was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she never prefaced the tweet with "I'm not racist, but."

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

How'd she succeed in figure skating if she never learned to skate backwards?

It's amazing how comfortable people are with tweeting/facebooking horribly-racist shit using their real names.

you should answer for your own hang-ups

In hindsight it was probably a bad idea to put the Broncos defense in charge of security.

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

Found it

I found an unretouched picture of the dog, please send $100 to me at Gawker.

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…