Hey! I'm friends with a number of grotesque American sideshow acts, and I don't think they'd appreciate being associated with Ms. Osbourne!

I actually have a handmade "GO FUCK YOURSELF" sign in my car for jackasses like this. I have used it on many, many occasions.

I got catcalled and I had no idea it was happening. I had some chicken in a box left over from lunch as I was leaving a courthouse, when some guy yelled at me, "Hey girl, let me have some of that chicken!" So I was like, "Oh, okay! Here you go, I'm not going to eat it anyway!" completely oblivious. Then it got awkward…