Yeah, people like to bash him here on Jezebel, but he was one of the first modern male directors to acknowledge that men were hypocritical assholes for judging women’s sexuality.

The Kevin Smith Heart attack is terrifying. It feels like we came of age together. I lost interest in his movies years ago, but he seems like a good dude.

He might have a better chance at a good recovery if he KEPT HIS OXYGEN IN HIS NOSE WHERE IT BELONGS and not down at his chin FOR A FREAKING PICTURE.

He pushed the Edge. I’ve made the correction to the headline. My apologies for mixing the two vehicles up.

Guns in schools in absolutely, without a doubt, the hill I will die on.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

They’re two of the most beautiful, charming people on the planet. Of COURSE they’re at least considering pairing up.

Any fan who rushes the pitch and gets in a player’s face is fair game to get knocked out as far as I’m concerned. Idiots need to learn that there are natural consequences to being an idiot.

Found the Gooner!

The Raspberries featuring Eric Carmen

Walk on a treadmill during all the walking scenes for the full experience

Yeah but him and the Mexican skier actually trained for their event. They also had to compete and perform well enough to be allowed to compete in the Olympics.

But that is the issue. 60% of what she did was sitting at a keyboard. She’d check the list of a minor FIS event to see if the number of entrants was less than 30, if so she’d book airfare, show up and spend 2 minutes on her “sport”.

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

That guy did have to break a sweat though. This lady had gravity (and frequent flier miles) do all the work.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

I tried this once but after one bite of Lembas Bread I was full and had to save all the rest of the food for the next day.

Have a friend whose birthday coincides with some LOTR date (maybe the day they set out from the Shire?). He’s done something like this a few times. There’s a bit more alcohol than this guy’s menu. Nobody makes it to the end without skipping something or substantially napping. But I remember the rabbit stew being…

Because I'm a huge nerd, and my neighborhood AVC friend (@rurrur_jurrur) is Catholic convert who's super into history and theology, I done went and did a ton of reading on the history of the church and its Popes. I will be honest, my main goal was to see whether I could legitimately call Francis "The Best Pope Ever".