I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

This man is a genius.

The track explicitely said “No static burnouts” and he was told that over the radio when he asked if he could. The track was just fine with donuts and rolling burnouts, but they said the standing burnouts damaged the tarmac.

Hey there boys and girls! Today’s word of the day is “satire”.

You have it exactly wrong.

You do realize that as she had a work permit to work legally in the US.. AND the fact that she filed for Asylum, that she didn’t commit a crime (at least as far as the previous administrations (key is plural, since we are talking at least from Clinton, through Bush and Obama).. Basically as she didn’t go through the…

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

Anyone who thinks we’re more than 12 years away from President Johnson is simply out of their mind.

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

Your entire comment is a grammar failure, but you did a nice job trying to ruin the dude’s fun anecdote.

No need to be a dick, Ziggy.

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

I fully expected my fellow white dudes to disappoint me, by and large, during this election. The voting percentages were pretty much where I’d thought they’d be. 

Well, I baked some thank you cookies for my neighbour, I went and knocked her door to deliver the cookies, she opened, I said, “I baked this for you as a thank you”, her response was, “did you put any kind of nuts in these?”, “nope”, I said, “ I do not know if you are allergic”, “I am not, I just dislike nuts, did you…

A sport born of “hold my beer and watch this”.

If Lefou is gonna be Disney’s first gay man, they better give him ample, and I mean ample time to be less of a dick, and some form of a epiphany/redemption moment. Visibility and representation are two very different things. To me, making Lefou gay is like making Igor black: upping the diversity, but making the group…

So it’s been 5 months.

I was about 180lbs (I’m about 6’1”) when I graduated high school. I was still about 180 lbs 10 years later when I lost a job and shame spiraled all sorts of out of control. 9 months later I was about 265lbs and I’ve never weighted less than 250 since then.