I haven’t experienced any bugs with my Time, and I’ve had it since they started shipping them to Kickstarter backers. I’ve also never really had trouble fitting it under my jacket or hoodie sleeves, but I suppose that’s entirely down to how tight your cuffs tend to be.

I haven’t experienced any bugs with my Time, and I’ve had it since they started shipping them to Kickstarter…

First, a disclaimer: every ending of the Witcher 3 was fantastically well done, and I think everyone who’s played the game should experience the lot of them, even if only through YouTube.

I realised upon rewatching it a few weeks ago that it might actually be one of my favourite things ever. I then bought a miniature Jaeger.

Remember, in the VR future, we are all Barclay.

I think it speaks ill of me that this - or, rather, what this represents - might be what gets me to pull the trigger on VR, even though I had been planning to wait for it to mature some more.

On one level, I’m super happy that the Mako’s coming back for Andromeda—I never had the same problems with it in the first game as a lot of people seemed to; jumping missiles and shit was great fun. Which sadly leads me on to the one thing tempering my Mako excitement: scuttlebutt is that they’ve done away with the…

You might not be able to overthrow the evil overlords - honestly, I’d be super impressed if Obsidian avoided that convention - but you’ll certainly be able to at least try and make things better for the people along the way, though it’ll probably never be entirely clear whether you did the absolute rightest ‘right…

I do genuinely believe that people like him mostly end up growing out of shit like that—the issue is, there’s always some other fourteen year old with a chip on his shoulder, waiting in the wings.

I’ve found that Dragon Age: Origins can be a good gateway drug to the top-down, CRPG-inspired RPG—I know several people who had it as their first, and they all ended up fans of the genre.

It’s terrible, but we* love her anyway.

I’m pretty sure George Miller would disagree with you rather firmly on that. Besides, which of the four Mad Max films is the ‘one’, if you don’t mind my asking?

You’re thinking of Team Ninja; Ninja Theory had nothing to do with Other M.

I like that shade of blue, but I can’t say I agree on the colour indicator thing. I miss the old OG Xbox/360 jelly beans, and neither Xbox One version - these indicators, or the coloured letters - has really done it for me.

I honestly don’t know how someone could get to the point where they’re studying literature at a university level and not, at the very least, have discarded the concept of there being a ‘correct’ interpretation of any work. You don’t have to read ‘The Death of the Author’ to figure that one out.

All this VR hype is making my complete and utter lack of experience with any headset smart all the more. Closest I’ve come to actually getting some eyes-on time was Gamescom last year, but I ended up not having enough time to get through the line, sadly. I’m hoping there’ll be something at that EA Play event in London…

It’s a Macross thing. Dude in the red fighter/mecha really wanted some space vampire aliens to listen to his song!

Where I’m from, most of them don’t even have weapons. Or guns, anyway. Batons are standard issue, and tasers are becoming relatively common.

Listen. TO. MY SOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!

Jennifer is the Gerald of Yennefer.