4. Most of them were ok, but it’s still pretty weird knowing people this way.

She didn’t understand most of it and was confused about pretty much everything.

A few weeks ago I went on a Tinder date to see Fury Road. Well, the movie was obviously so good I didn’t even tried any moves on the girl. I don’t know how things work in other countries, but here in Brazil people go to the theatre to make out and other stuff, so she was pretty disappointed at the end.

Ethan enters a big room full of tubes and blue lights and sciencey stuff. The bubbles disappear. Inside the liquid he sees a lot of clones of himself. Steps coming in his direction. It's Matt Damon. "We have to talk", he says. Fade to black.

Serious question: what draws the line between "minimalist" and "lazy"? I reckon the value in reducing things until their core (and I love to do it with stories), but I don't know how to feel about this series. (No trolling here, I just want to know how people see this matter. Also, if the author reads this: I like…

Nope. Ludwig van Beethoven. His mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe for some 800 years. People even called him "blackamoor" sometimes.

Beethoven. He was black.

Ludwig van Beethoven. A notoriously black man whitewashed by art in general.

Structurally it's clear this was meant to be Clara's last flight, because of all the hints about their relationship and also the fact that we saw everybody returning to their lives. If it was another layer it would imply they're all dead and they were still stuck in their minds. Also: I think the whole Base at the…

Our major problem nowadays is that there are things we aren't allowed to dislike. "If you dislike X, then you aren't Y". I just saw a guy calling someone a troll because he didn't like Star Wars, which was my choice by the way. What kind of dynamics brought us to normalise this kind of behaviour? Why is it OK to…

I thought making it a trilogy was already the extended cut of The Hobbit.

Here in Brazil, Dooku is called Dookan because it sounds like "dou o cu" which translates roughly as "I do anal". Sifo Dias was changed into Zaifo Vias, because it sounds like "se fodia", which means "(he) used to get fucked". We used to joke that Lucas has a jerk Brazilian assistant.

I think the whole problem is that they brought Drew Goddard too late to the party. If the guy was there since the first movie, much like a Kevin Feige/Joss Whedon producer, and then taking the matter into his hands (directing whatever spin-off movie HE'd want to do). The major problem is that they don't get what makes…

31 movies are being converted into TV shows, if we include cable. THIRTY ONE. If some of them turn to get the Hannibal treatment, I'm in. Sadly, we only have on Bryan Fuller so I guess it probably won't work for most of them.

"Well, what about the... how you kids call it these days, indian?"

As long as they maintain this scene, I'm ok.

Hey DC/Warner: right film, wrong actor.

McGonagall would never do that. She'd probably reprimand him in front of the other students at first but then she'd take him to her office and help him develop something to present to the Ministry of Magic.