Not in a restaurant, but the first meal I made for my boyfriend included roasted broccoli. He looked at it somewhat skeptically, nibbled on the stem, and declared it "not awful". He then asked me "So do I eat the whole thing? Like, the little green flowery things on top and everything?"...I don't judge him so much…

Because nothing says comfort like being motorboated by a mildly creepy stuffed animal while driving!

Tiddy Bear!!

Oh dear god...the bad roommate stories I can tell!!

Can I just say, if you watch it with the captions on it just says "EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE" for the whole scene...pretty much just as disturbing as actually listening to it

Says someone who has never been to Disney...Fast Pass is free...It's the rest of Disney that will cost you all your money ;-) (Source: Former Orlando resident and Disney Annual Pass Holder)

I ended up having to wait until I traveled out of the NYC area to visit a Walmart to get an emergency pack of undies while I waited for the Lane Bryant Cacique semiannual sale to kick in. Unfortunately, my dog had a fetish and ate the crotch out of over 2 dozen pairs, plus all my workout pants, plus 2 pairs of my…

They don't even carry plus size UNDERWEAR for gods sake! I went in and tried to buy a pack of normal, average, plus size panties and they didn't have anything storewide higher than a size 9. I checked 3 different stores and finally just asked if their was a massive underwear shortage on the East Coast, and they said…

Ummmm..who knew Kristen Bell could sing??? Go get a copy of the movie musical version of Reefer Madness immediately!! Everyone should have known by now that Kristen Bell is a singing goddess!!

On the other hand, glove and lube has made for some of the best and smoothest fisting and does away with the potential for hang nails and painful snags on my super sensitive lady. I don't use them often, but on the right hands they are definitely a positive!

OMG! I thought I was the only one with crazy pinky toenails like that! It's super annoying and even my mom makes fun of me for it... Glad I'm no longer alone in my freakishness :-D

I would be curious how they portray the outcome of the relationship. My first relationship was with a guy who had a "mild" addiction to porn, and this was pre-ubiquitous Internet porn so he made pretty much daily trips to the video store for new ones. To anyone on the outside it may have seemed like he was a well…

Hey geniuses! You live in NJ... If the South does rise again you aren't even a part of it! SMDH

When I was a fat teenager (as now I am a fat adult) my also fat cousin of the same age lost a ton of weight and my mom encouraged me to find out how she did it. When I informed her that she had a nasty speed addiction my mom's comment was "Well, that wouldn't be too bad just for a little while, right?" Yes mother! …