I’m more of a Smith and Jones Guy. 

What are you talking about this is music by grumpy old men for grumpy old men.

So much of Kevin Malone can be used as a metaphor for the Orange One’s administration.

Two things: One — WOO-HOO! Can we get his tax returns now? I doubt that even if obvious evidence of obstruction of justice is found and announced, as long as the Republicans continue to get goodies from him, they’ll never even try to impeach him. Work towards 2018, people!

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

He’s the humanoid equivalent of Vogon Poetry.

And once again, my father, who, as I have said before on other posts, predicted Trump’s nomination, win, and Russian connections (“there are too many Russians in this campaign”), was right - he also predicted that Trump would blab top secret information to either reporters or foreign countries. He’s been right about…

The funniest ones are usually starving.

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

You have chosen wisely, motherfucker.

“Language is wine upon the lips, you motherfucking motherfucker.”

After reading this, my very advanced 5-year old won’t stop saying the motherfucker-word and now my child’s childhood has been ruined even worse than when her mom wouldn’t let her play with a yo-yo because yo-yos are a sex metaphor and her mother was revolted by the sight of them and also me and that’s why she left us…

She is a devout knight of the proletariat.

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

i'm as excited for this as i am for Force Awakens.

Hey, can they hook me up with some of that sweet, sweet Merovingian gold?

Geez! Ok, I know that you cannot control your teenage son. He is a complete nut job and should be locked away. I won't fault you for that. But SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL, or whatever punishment any other person would have gotten for this crime. Show some integrity, show that when you say you are tough on crime, you are…

Oh, goody, another Christian who believes that freedom of religion only applies to his religion and that his faith should dictate how every person lives her/his life.

This is what happens when you lionize ignorance, America. Whether or not standing up for your beliefs is a good thing depends entirely on the content of those beliefs.