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As an illustration major, can I just say, GODDAMN what a great illustrator!

I don't know what it is, but I seem to have a magical touch when it comes to electronics. I've had very few things actually die on me. My laptop was cheap, but it's going on 6 years now and I use it every day. Hell, even my littl aiwa (don't laugh) shelf system that I got when I was 15 is still pluggin' and still…

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: It's as if

I don't think the astronomers are being as transparent about this as they could be...

phew, just got back from the future guys... here's what happened:

Meanwhile all of that pressure forces the oil back to the other side of the planet and all of china gets blasted in oil

On a production side, this movie is screaming at the top of it's lungs for an oscar nod. Cast, Director, based on the novel from the same fantastic writer of 21... fucking Trent Reznor is composing the soundtrack? Like everyone else, when I heard they were making a movie about facebook I threw up in my mouth a little.

ew. that looks nothing like Santa.

Creep Meter is at 11

Contests like these are always insured. In fact, the insurance company provides all disclosures and usually requires that it be placed anytime the offer is stated.

@-MasterDex-: hmm, well as RockyRan said there does seem to be a shortage of trolls here compared to other sites. I just always assumed it was the system. Maybe it's just we're all so lovable here on kotaku...

For all the bitching Gawker sites get for the star commenting format, I think it works wonderfully (even if I don't have a star. hey, I'm not that funny) for keeping the trolls at bay. I think a lot of forums could use a system like this.

@dmcshinobi: is Two faces of the same coin. And I am the metal in between.: Wow, what exactly happened on the 5th?

@Stevox: that's as far as I got as well (it's slow at work today)... Ascii?

I thought CoD: Modern Warfare was garbage on Wii... did I get some bad information? Should I buy it?

I've learned not to drink and wow via Leroy Jenkins

ew.

@Resuriko: about 4 months ago my boss bought all the employees sound makers for someone's birthday and put one on each of our desks.

@Grahamunculus the Corpse Golem: Beautiful, though if that is too complicated for beginners. The Vuvuzela Sonata may be a better choice.