Guys, do not go the route Mario took. That poor guy hasn't laid anything but pipe since 1985.

@Duuuuuuude: YES! loved the Last Dragon and my bloodlust will not be satisfied unless this fight meets or exceeds this.

I want to fight all of you. at once. right here and now you pansies!

someone forward this to Roger Ebert

I need a stronger drug than caffeine this morning to understand what this is.

In other news:

aw, he's sad because he lost his delicious wings :(

man, these brownies are good, man. DUDE, what if all of America started driving in opposite lanes! Man, that would be... wait wait wait DUDE what if we all rode HORSES? MAN how would we carpool?! horsepool?

@Booshit: Once I hit 80 with my first toon, I asked a few people what I was supposed to do next.

dammit why didn't I have the patience to make it through the opt-in process?!?

@Chewblaha: THANK YOU BLIZZARD

y'know, I have to facepalm whenever I go to check-in somewhere and see "so and so's house: 1.2 miles away".

this is fantastic.

ugh, anytime I see a link, embedding, or hear just the first syllable of "Konami", I have to watch this vid all the way through.

*throws my consoles away*

@Ben Nadler: fantastic. I had since delved into their website after reading your comment and I'm definitely going to sign up. Though after reading the system specs, I really, really need to upgrade my pc (which I've been meaning to do in the next few weeks anyway). An yep, totally added when I get signed up. Thanks…

@Ben Nadler: That sounds absolutely perfect for me. I think I'll have to look into APB. What do you think of the game itself?

Personally, I stayed far far away from WOW just because I couldn't justify for myself paying $15/mo just to play a game. Then a girl suckered me into playing (yeah I know) and immediately found the value in it for hardcore players. I for one am not one of them as I play very casually and sporatically soo... the fee…

I would complain about this list, but then again you guys played this stuff and I didn't.

You could have put **spoiler alert** before that picture. jeez.