The fact that Elvis Presley is considered the “King of Rock and Roll” tells you just about everything you need to know.

Dude... try walking/biking. Or even a bus. It makes no sense to get into a car for that distance.

Actually, turns out it was both. We Minnesotans are apparently only forthright in one situation, and that’s sticking it to traitors. I’ll take that.

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

Winter is 9 months of the year here.

WINTER IS THE WORST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?

Six minutes? Who can possibly get it up three times in a row?

If you picture these three paragraphs as the interrupted monologue from a barfly the three times you come to the bar for refills, I think that comes as close to a zen moment as I've ever imagined.

There already is a dislike button on Facebook.

Hey, can’t people just be attracted to whatever they like, they argue. Is it really discrimination to prefer a man who is tall, dark, or handsome to a man who is short, pale, and just OK-looking? Alternately, is it really so wrong to want a woman with blonde hair and big tits versus one with brown hair and smaller…

I don’t think most people want to face up to the fact of how much their ideas of beauty and what’s appealing is influenced by society’s ideals and what they’ve been exposed to. They’d rather throw up their hands and claim what they like is inherent, rather than examine their biases and broaden their horizons. While…

C’mon. I can have a raging ladyboner over P&P and still not want to give myself pneumonia wearing a wet tissue-paper-thin dress.

I’m always slightly disappointed by these kinds of lists because inevitably what they actually end up being are a few items that appeared in science fiction and now actually exist, and a whole lot of sci-fi ideas that are totally or mostly unrelated to the real world technologies but share a name/superficial…

I think she realizes that internet outrage is ephemeral and that the loudest voices are also the ones that will continue to support her because they never let their self-righteousness interfere with their personal preferences.

Mad Chris

We might as well have them. Look at the outcry every time a poor person is seen wearing even a knock off fashion label, the calls and demands to cut welfare even further. Anyone that doesn’t look poor enough is villified and may even be reported to various local agencies for investigations for anything on welfare…

Exactly. As my shitty, always losing but always drunk and having fun, softball team used to say after another inevitable defeat — we may have lost the game of recreational softabll, but we won the larger game of life because we recognize we’re just playing recreational fucking softball.

I’ve seen cops step out in front of cars who are coming up too fast (yeah, only once or twice, clearly ballsy guys) to make them pull over, too.

The type of dude who is comfortable at a strip club is the worst. He is the guy who thinks Las Vegas is literally the coolest place in the world and goes there 4 times a year to pay $300 for a handjob.

Not sure if I'm allowed to say this, maybe I am, but w/e;