I know a girl who uses those terms. She always describes herself as an alpha and how she can't get along with other alphas and how alphas don't like it when other alphas are in their territory and I'm just sitting there like, are you human beings or fucking tigers? What is all this nonsense?

I completely agree. Steam, Netflix, and Spotify have made it SO easy to enjoy media legally that I huff and puff when I need to root around The Pirate Bay.

Oh, I am completely like this. The last time I dated someone, I was basically like "some days, I need some time to myself." And I made it clear that it had nothing to do with how much I liked him, but that if I was going to be a functional person in our relationship, I needed time to myself to recharge.

I ate half a dozen eggs for dinner.

I work in tech where non-competes are incredibly common and people will sue over them if they find out (although this actually makes sense in the tech world, at least more so than say, sandwiches).

Yes, women spend more time doing housework than men.

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

The novelty has worn off? You don't say...
Investing in a company is one thing, crowd-funding is throwing your money away.
The start-up company which takes your money on Kickstarter is the only one benefiting.

I spent my formative years on my mother's farm in Southwestern PA, and I still think of it as absolute paradise. The Alleghenies are, to me, the most eerie and hauntingly beautiful region on the East Coast. That being said, and despite my tender, ardent, indulgent love for all things PA, LOOKIT THIS GODDAMN BILLBOARD…

Yeah, shit is fucked up. Snapped this at a bar/pizza joint in Mississippi.

In fairness, I don't think the people who think this dick sack is an awesome idea and the people who want ladynipples to be covered at all times are the same people.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

"LISTEN UP RECRUITS, SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE."

"Just as we must expect men to not be threatened by a high-achieving or high-earning, accomplished, intelligent woman, we also must be able to see men as something other than only earners or doers who must baseline provide."

If Final Fantasy Magical Dress-Up Pop Star Simulator is the female equivalent, then I can't wait for the stereotypically male ridiculousness they end up integrating into this one. They've already nailed "doing donuts in a cool car around a gigantic monster", so bring on the lazer swords and megazords already.

Just jumping in to say I have a male friend who is 34 and has been messing around/FWB with a coworker for years and years. I asked recently if he liked her and would ever entertain a REAL relationship with her, and he goes, "No way. She's like 40. I have an age range and there's just no way it would ever work." I was…

I've totally been there in my head but I've NEVER had the urge to go this far. I really feel for you, random internet lady.

I really like that her explanation for people who have a high match and low enemy percentage with her but still don't like her profile is *not* that a personality-matching algorithm isn't infallible, but that *they*, the actual human reading the profile, is understanding it incorrectly.

She sounds like a peach but I am…

OK I know it looks like she really overthought this, but actually she didn't think it through. Asking how many vaginas I've touched, but not being specific. With my fingers? My mouth? My genitals? My songs?

Heavy British accents because it's some sort of distortion of the singular perfect form of English that floated down from on-high in a golden cloud to rest upon the tongues of the chosen...