Renege porn would just be videos of people cheating at spades.

Take my star and

Millipeid huh?

If we were really being fair we’d be simultaneously investigating the BILLIONS Jared Kushner pocketed during and after he left the White House. He too was trading on the family name AND his position as Presidential advisor.

I don’t disagree in principle, but “vote blue no matter who” becomes a much more compelling argument when you’re a member of a marginalized class for whom the consequences of Republican control of elected office are much, much worse than the generally medicore or bad Democrats, even when one blows up in your face like…

These are the same types of misogynist assholes who suddenly started caring (of course they don’t really care) about women’s sports when the issue of trans athletes became the hot topic of conversation. Then it was about how they were trying to save the sanctity of female athletes. Sure thing, guys.

1. That’s not a selfie. I know English is an evolving language but that’s not a fucking selfie, otherwise any goddamn photo with a face on it is a selfie.

I think a picture or two is ok at a concert.

I’m cracking up thinking about the metallica doc where their therapist starts to see himself as a member of the band and is passing them notes with lyrics he wrote for them to use

Hey you know how you can tell someone isn’t genuinely interested in “taking down Trump?”

Twatzis.

I have to go with Synchronicity II. How can you not love a song that includes the line “And every single meeting with his so called superior / Is a humiliating kick in the crotch?”

They believe the Oxford comma is unnecessary, showing that their opinion on just about anything should be ignored.

Look, you can only live as a platypus for so long before the bill comes due

Schrödinger’s President. From the people who brought us Schrödinger’s Immigrant:

If he lacks the mental faculties to be President how come half your party is bitching about he just jobbed them in negotiations?  Think long and hard about that, you fucking idiot.  

wow, dawsons creaky. 

Given how awful that edit is, I think he’d have a good escape by saying he didn’t specifically use Adobe Photoshop.

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

“A baby is the only beautiful thing that can come from rape,” she said.