...he claimed he just learned that his degree was in Liberal Studies after requesting his official transcript. “When I pulled my transcript to verify, I realized I was mistaken,” Ogles said in a statement. “I apologize for my misstatement.”

I 100% read that last part in the Robot Chicken voices.

> The shade was pretty obvious,

Then it ain’t shade. Bring back shade court and the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

Yeah, I didn’t like it when they had Costner’s character fall into a vat of toxic waste and gain superpowers, but I’ll give them credit for trying something new.

It’s amazing what you can do with good eating, relaxation and lying about cosmetic surgery

She’s crying because his stupidity threatened their paychecks.

“Republic of China” is Taiwan.  Soak in that a moment and reflect on whether you really are as well informed on this as you think you are.

The legal team for the cockroaches, lice and bedbugs is currently putting together a defamation suit.

Cockroaches, lice, and bedbugs: We aren’t friends with this asshole.

I wish the real Sting came down from the rafters and bashed some of these rich jabrones. 

All of the stuff she was saying about “working in inner city philadelphia” made me think of this classic Onion piece: https://www.theonion.com/6-day-visit-to-rural-african-village-completely-changes-1819576037

https://bumble.com/en/the-buzz/working-title

This interview with her is hilarious for how much bullshit is strewn.

I know I’m probably grayed out here and you have no reason to actually believe me, but I vaguely knew her growing up in Orange County.

There is no debate.

I thought the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter was that insufferable manbaby Elon Musk tricking himself into paying $44,000,000,000 for Twitter and then immediately trying to speedrun the bankrupt% category with it.

This is seriously a strong candidate for the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter. The tweet where Greta crushed him is one of the most liked tweets ever on Twitter, and then on top of that he helped get himself trying to do a thoroughly bad reply! What a wild thing to happen. 

Dude literally got arrested a little while ago by Romanian authorities because they finally knew for sure he was in the country from a pizza box he had out in his pathetic I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I response to Greta.

Tory ... Lanez .. fans?

It wasn’t just Argentina. Chile, Brazil, Uruguay, Bolivia and I’m sure other countries in South America took some in, as well.