Ha! Upon zooming in I see you’re spot on - what looks like peach fuzz from a distance becomes a $5000 dermatology bill!

What cracks me up about this is that his pfp is his ACTUAL picture. Like dude, you do realize people can click on that circle and see that you look nothing like this AI-generated “alpha”, right?

I don’t think he has a chance in hell of getting the nomination. If he somehow did, AND Trump accepted it and endorsed him (big IF), then he could absolutely beat Biden because the Republicans are doing their best to steer us into an economic ditch so they can blame Biden for it. Plus Trump motivates more fence…

Two major causes: 1) Cheney is closely aligned with the neocons such as John Bolton, who bailed on Trump and “wrote” a book criticizing him but more importantly 2) his daughter Liz voting to convict Trump on the impeachment over Jan 6 and participating in the committee seeking to hold him responsible for it.

Many years ago, I (male) was running track in high school, and one year we had a female assistant coach in her late 20s. One day at practice a group of us were doing laps and she was running behind us. She came up alongside me and said “nice calves!” Now, nothing ever happened and no other comments were ever made by…

There’s a reason age of consent laws exist, and it’s precisely because horny teenagers can’t be expected to give rational, informed consent to sex with grown ass adults, especially when the adult has authority over some aspect of their lives.

I wanted DeSantis to be the nominee because that would guarantee Trump would throw a shitfit and either run third party or just tell his voters to stay home, which would ensure Ron gets blown out in the general election. As much of an idiot as Trump is, he has a weird hold on his MAGA cult and wasn’t actually beaten…

Will never not star a cromulent Lucille Bluth reference.

Depends on if you go to Disneyland that year or not.

My wife attended one year of middle school in Florida and she said most of the girls were just counting the days until they turned 16 so they could legally drop out of school, get knocked up by their boyfriends, and get married. They were also shocked that she had not had sex yet - at the age of 13.

Of all the things the Democrats can and should go after Trump for, his age-induced cognitive decline is kinda the last thing they want to be bringing up.

It’s not her fault you weren’t smart enough to be born to rich parents.

No, Nick Cannon was married to Mariah Carey for several years. A bachelor is a man who’s never been married. 

Call me crazy, but I’m going to go way out on a limb and suggest that Ron DeSantis, Kid Rock, et al. would have a SLIGHTLY different reaction if a black man choked a homeless white man to death, no matter how “crazy” the white man was acting or his criminal history. 

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Yeah I’m sure it will just be a different speedrunning category and otherwise have no real impact. People get so weird about things that don’t really matter.

That was Marj, whose husband recently filed for divorce from her.

“some of the absolutists believe aborting a perfectly healthy child in the 40th week of pregnancy is morally acceptable.”

Soros would have to have ten times Elon’s net worth to be able to fund half of the things the MAGA crowd accuses him of.

Of all the comic book villains he could have compared Soros to, he chose the one who was a Holocaust survivor.