Think we should wait a week just to be sure.

LOL, thanks for sharing that. I especially love how credulous the interviewer comes across as. It couldn’t have been any more of a puff piece if she wrote the questions herself (maybe she did!)

Yes, this is late stage capitalism at its worst.

Let me know when Jerrod Carmichael brilliantly distills the Ten Commandments into two: “Thou shalt honor and be faithful to the provider of thy nookie, and try really hard not to kill anyone unless they pray to a different invisible man from the one you pray to.”

The worst part of that entire article was the picture of her Harajuku Lovers perfume bottles. I was vaguely aware that she was doing fashion and beauty products by leveraging the style and culture of her backup dancers, but had no idea THIS monstrosity was part of it:

“Bueller? Bueller?”

Still one of my favorite jokes of all time:

Best part of Hern saying he’d skip his momma’s funeral to vote for McCarthy is that he was one of the people the group of 20 desperately nominated to try to stop McCarthy (first it was Jim Jordan, then Byron Donalds, then Hern, Gaetz threw a nom for Trump in there somewhere, and eventually the last few holdouts kept…

The diamonds from the robbery in Reservoir Dogs. Vincent Vega’s brother was Vic Vega, Mr. Blonde. 

Yeah, Harry’s an idiot if he expected his older brother to NOT encourage him to do something stupid AND let him take the blame for it. That’s what siblings do, especially as kids and young adults.

Yeah, as dumb and evil as both Gaetz and Boebert are, I have to admit they are providing quality content this week between Gaetz checking with AOC to make sure the Democrats won’t help McCarthy and the letter, and Boebert telling Trump to tell Kevin it’s over.

McCarthy hasn’t uttered one word of criticism of Santos because he still needs every vote he can get. The second he either gets the Speakership or is finally forced to withdraw in humiliation the gloves will come off. 

Half of one of the three main branches. And a Republican-led House has never been functional, because they have no actual policy positions beyond tax cuts for the wealthy. Their main interest is in grandstanding “investigations” of Hunter Biden and Dr. Fauci. 

There’s no one else that has even close to a majority, so the likeliest result is McCarthy gets there on the 20th ballot or whatever after promising what’s left of the scraps of his soul to Boebert and Gaetz et al.

Republicans absolutely believed they had a “silent majority” of voters who wanted abortion banned. They mistook the complacency of Democrats who thought Roe was safe despite all of the red flags.

Scalia died in FEBRUARY 2016 and the same GQP ghouls who said they couldn’t vote on a replacement in an election year had absolutely zero compunction about replacing RBG, who died in SEPTEMBER 2020 (literally on the day that 4 states began early voting). This was their plan all along and if they gain the Senate and…

Even better, a comment in response to an unsolicited brag/attack on said teenager. Like literally all he had to do was not say anything in the first place.

Came here to post this, this article desperately needs an update. Dude’s insecurity that prompted him to tweet at Greta unprompted in the first place and complete inability to take the L might land him in prison: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11583711/Andrew-Tates-luxury-villa-Romania-raided-police.html

Louis CK and Chappelle are still doing stand up.