The Marine Reserve who was dishonorably discharged for theft and has been in a Russian prison since 2018? Let’s see, who was President then again?

Difference being that Saudi Arabia - a country we are essentially allies with despite their horrific human rights record, 9/11, etc. because oil - probably looks the other way when Phil Mickelson has a beer at the 19th hole.

I think it’s because the “genius” label is used as cover for powerful men behaving like assholes, something no woman, no matter how talented and powerful, is allowed to do in the same way.

Luggage is a very good use case that I didn’t think of. Thank you. I also agree about a bag with your laptop or a briefcase, something you might leave at your desk while you are elsewhere and need to find if it goes missing.

I disagree. What items do people have that are valuable enough AND moved frequently enough (but not carried on your person like keys or a wallet) that you would need a tracker to know where they are? The one legit use case I can think of is putting it in your kid’s backpack so you know they’re at school when they’re…

“You tempted my father,”

Literally the first word Walker says after claiming not to know what the heck a pronoun is - “I” - is a pronoun.

One of my favorite videos was the comparison of Obama’s speech announcing that Osama bin Laden had been killed with Trump’s speech announcing that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had been killed (from Jimmy Kimmel’s show):

The really scary part is that Warnock is barely leading in the polls for the runoff. I thought he would win easily (like 54-46 or something along those lines) given that control of the Senate is no longer at stake with the Democrats having 50 seats already and a popular GOP governor not on the ballot to try to drag…

Nope, it was changed to Kate Plus 8 but I think it lasted like one season more.

Yeah, he was obviously reaching for self-deprecating and saying how awesome she is for putting up with his ass, but it was cringe as hell then and looks really bad now.

Yeah, at least one of them was cheating. Probably both.

I thought “corruption of a minor” was when you bought the teenagers hanging outside of 7-11 a 12 pack of beer with the $20 they offered you as you were walking in. Or letting your kid’s friends raid the liquor cabinet at your home. What a fucked up legal system we have when a statutory rapist is allowed to plead down…

For someone of Mariah’s fame, it’s probably a very minimal check. It’s like how Jay-Z was a “co-owner” of the Brooklyn Nets but had like 1% of the team. 

It’s just amazing to me how many idiots uncritically believe everything Elon says despite the mountains of evidence that he’s all talk. I’ve literally never seen anything approaching child abuse material on Twitter.

Nope, she’s talking about him: “I not only was known by a person that I thought was the hottest fucking fucker alive, but pulled his ass”

Nothing’s wrong with Ben Affleck, other than being an alcoholic degenerate gambler who cheated on his then-wife Jennifer Garner with their kids’ nanny and got an ugly back tattoo.

Yeah, ad campaigns involve so much money and so many steps for approval before they are seen by customers that there’s no way this was some lone rogue employee or whatever BS they try to cover it up with.

I’m reminded of that brief honeymoon period when some Republicans wanted to change that for Arnold Schwarzenegger of all people.

Had to meme your brilliant comment.