Bingo. Guaranteed the audience for this screening was carefully selected for “critics” who are willing to sell what little credibility they possess cheaply. Nobody talks like these tweets are written, it’s obviously marketing copy that they agreed to put on their timeline.

It’s a little further along than that, he made an offer and Twitter’s Board of Directors has announced they are accepting the offer. Unless his financing suddenly collapses, he will be taking over at some point - you are correct that it will take months, though. But a lot of Twitter is reacting as if he’s already in…

THANK YOU. I am so sick of fuckhead Republicans acting like “pro choice” means people are in favor of “forced abortions”. The same people who cried about the unfairness of being asked to take two small shots in their arms to help slow down a global pandemic see absolutely nothing wrong with forcing women who become…

It’s not about the number of users, it’s that a disproportionate number of Twitter users work in media, so you get this feedback loop of blogs and aggregator sites linking to news stories and adding Twitter reactions, which generate other Twitter reactions, then the topic trends ON Twitter and people start reacting to…

So you’re saying the quickest route to a happy ending is giving these women a lot of money?

You’re pretty much spot on here. Literally the only difference between what Twitter has been doing and what it will (presumably) do under Musk is that the inconsistently applied content moderation standards will be inconsistently applied to a different group of posters.

I don’t know, him acting like he cared about a lame bald joke about his wife was pretty funny.

This age group overwhelmingly wanted Bernie Sanders’ much more ambitious, much more radical platform

Yeah, the biggest problem with mask and vaccine mandates is that you’re asking people who aren’t paid enough to put up with the shit they already have to put up with to add a huge additional burden of enforcing compliance and dealing with the Karens and Chads who are going to unleash their covid-filled spittle on the…

You can almost SEE the dollar signs in Kris’ eyes light up when Kim mentions something about her name being on Roblox.

There’s obviously pros and cons to every way to meet someone. I met my wife in a nightclub, but her two best friends met their husbands on Match. I will say that in my opinion, if I were single in today’s dating environment, I’d far prefer meeting someone IRL because I think dating apps just encourage people to be…

Admittedly I was a bit flippant, but there are plenty of things they can do other than die in office. Former President Carter has been working with Houses for Humanity well into his 90s. And I’m not suggesting that they couldn’t be involved with consulting with their former colleagues in office, working to elect…

Oh, right. I forgot, all the polls showing a majority of voters support ending restrictions are outweighed by the very scientific, random sample consisting of your facebook friends.

I keep hoping he’ll appear at a campaign event with the mayor of Knox County, TN:

There was also the story of how he credited the friend who was driving the car in his accident with saving his life by pulling him from the wreckage, but then a couple years later at campaign events he changed his story to the friend running away and how he had to pull himself from the wreckage:

The problem is voters are angry that Democrats abandoned science.

I’m pretty sure Evinev was referring to Warren, given that she’s the one who actually ran for President in 2020.

If my kids did that, I’d take away their devices for a quarter of a century.

Retire and enjoy the extra golden years? Like why the fuck are we trying to normalize working what (in theory at least) is a really stressful, important job up until the day you die? 

Yeah, the irony is that he COULD have threaded the needle to say the reason he supports criminalizing homelessness is because Adolf Hitler chose to be homeless so that he could practice influencing people for his evil ends. It still would have been nonsensical and showed a complete lack of understanding, but it…