Today on Kotaku; a commenter overreacts to an insane level in an astonishing display of hyperbole.

More at 11.

I want Ash to show up for no reason, just to get hit by the blast and turn to stone. Doesn't even need to damage the opponent, just Ash. Best Final Smash, ever.

The sad thing is that it was probably just a database glitch, from one system not updating another. By Tuesday, the "Early Release" tag probably would have gone away.

Fuck no, there's nothing about his tweets that are "okay-ish". At his level, games are a business, not a hobby. If this were a different industry, the business relationship would've been terminated after the FIRST tweet. Frankly, I'm amazed Valve waited until the "death threat" to axe Paranautical Activity.

There's the thing though. People think it's okay to act like an asshole on the internet. And not even he gets the excuse of being anonymous (it's a bad excuse but I'm just saying) he said this on a public Twitter account with his name.

I doubt Valve took it as a serious death threat either, but they had to show that there's consequences to acting like a prick instead of an adult.

Threats against peoples lives should never be taken lightly, it only takes one lunatic. Also with how bitterly toxic and unhinged people related to games have been this year, I really wouldn't take that as an empty threat.

Rather than acting like an adult, he throws a fit and sends a death threat like a pre-pubescent brat who just discovered the internet?

She's actually not pregnant. What happened is a boy accidentally touched her hand while on the train and she stole a pregnancy test (she's not brave enough to straight0up buy one), which turned out defective and gave her a false positive.

the 咥えゴムコラ (bite condom collab) follow up....

Here's my attempt at this:

First, as someone who just finished watching the entire series on a week long binge, I approve of this article. Second, Anime hair is not supposed to translate into real life. this is why its anime hair. It looks absolutely ridiculous. Kakyoin pulls it off becasue he is built like a damn freight train. Most models…

The ability to cause controversy by their ranking and thus drive comments/clicks.

Did you expect anything different from the land of Rocky? Scrappy underdog boxer is in the blood of anyone alive in the 80s or 90s.

I am going to stare at your post with a disappointed look on my face, while slowly shaking my head.
and then I will take a wedge of cheese... AND EAT IT!

I still remember predicting this game way back when Colonial Marines launched, a year before Isolation was even announced.

And there's her dad, right there with her, cheering her on. Way to go, parents, indeed. I'll take a parent that plays mature games with their kids over one that tosses them a copy of Skylanders and lets them zone out alone in their rooms for hours.

*Obligatory* Dammit, Kotaku, can we just get the MRAs and the SJWs into an arena for the Hunger Games already?