I went to star this, but then paused and slowly pulled my hand back.

I have the perfect counter:

Or maybe, just maybe, the entire world functions like that and your parents just did a shit job of emotionally educating you.

Spoiler: The above is true.

Track: Somebody To Love | Artist: Queen | Album: A Night at the Opera

It’s like an ultra violent Royksopp video!

So then you never played Battlefront before then.....Battlefront NEVER had a campaign period, and NO galactic conquest was NOT a campaign in anyway. It was an offline version with bots

Fighting games with one hit kill has been around before, and it was glorious, see:

I’m playing on PS4, and while server populations are going down, I haven’t run into many of the horror stories posted here. ONE thing that’s super annoying is a whole team dropping out on you, though (but that happens in pretty much any multiplayer game).

When I was little I dreamed of playing a Star Wars game like this, but all I had was...

Look at this guy with his cigar trying to be Big Boss.

That’s the thing about MGS, it recognizes itself as a game and thus follows game logic. Much like the stealth mechanics, it plays off the logic, if you are in grass you won’t be noticed, if you are on ground you might be noticed, if you wear proper camo you won’t be noticed.

That is Bollywood level of action.

This seems like sequel for Onimusha... which isn’t a bad thing!