Man, in just ten years Elmo went from looking fit to out of shape. WAY out of shape.

Let them eat cereal. 

Played all weekend with the boys only to realize the chargers legs are their actual weakness. Unbelievable. Been shoving Recoiless up their butts this whole time.

It already has, I was able to get in with no wait last night at around 8 pm (a thursday, but still)

I liked this better back when it was a SNL bit.

What’s with the horrible lag and random refreshes on here lately?

I haven’t played a competitive shooter since Black Ops 2 and about an hour of Halo 2 on MCC, but I am loving The Finals, what a fucking surprise that game is.

Very odd, I’m not in to that type of game, but almost everyone else is talking about it. It seems like a pretty big deal because that genre does not seem easy to break in to right now.

Yeah, Chilis was the place to be when I was in high school. I’ve tried it a few times as an adult, and have been disapointed each time.

Ruby Tuesdays is the better Day of the Week casual restaurant.

So SO good: https://thegreatbritishbakeoff.co.uk/recipes/all/paul-hollywoods-dauphinoise-potato-caramelised-onion-pithivier/

Finally they are fixing the courier times. Those missions were annoying as hell. “You need to go to this spot that is 6 KM and you have 1 minute to do it”.

Awesome that they’re rebalancing the courier timers. Most are fine, but sometimes they don’t correspond to any of the routes you take.

I’ll have to keep an eye out for those.  Dots pretzel twists are also addictive.

Mayo on salami is an abomination.

One of my favorite chips, but now gotta see how it pairs with caviar and creme fraiche.

Serious question: are these people just...walking around with a dirty blender in their pocket whenever they finish their drinks? I used to drink my own pre-workout / cold brew blend, but I’d just make big batches and pour into disposable cups. Carrying around a freaking blender just seems totally irrational to me.

Is that still there and where do I have to move to?

There’s a Whole Foods near me that has a beer and oyster shack right in the middle of the store. 32 craft beers on tap from all around Texas. The carts have pint glass holders and there are pint glass holders located around the store for you to place your empty one. It’s pretty freak’n cool!

God knows I could use a stiff belts to ease down the bile after looking at the price of bacon nowadays.