The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd. 

Glickenhaus, of course, is German for “house of glickens”.  Which is just nonsense

Gabe, can we please not reference anything Sean Avery says or does, ever, and never give him any attention or clicks whatsoever, pretty please? Can we scrub that last link off this article? Because he is the fucking worst?

agreed, he can’t help throwing Wei-Yin side

do you know how fucking hard it is to walk Scott Kingery OR Amed Rosario

I know it’s hard to make it through an entire article before ranting that taxation is theft, but seriously, this was in the second paragraph:

There’s something special about being a Mets Fan that builds character like no other. For one, you’ve got the ever present team from The Bronx with their 27 Championships and their fan base who remind you of it constantly, and question your sanity for NOT being a Yankee fan. There is that “Lovable Loser” sentiment,…

My excuse is that my dad and mom were Brooklyn Dodgers fans and after the Dodgers left town, they started rooting for the Mets. The Yankees were not, and will never be, an option.

No. You are 100% wrong. Shea was gone before Citi opened, and those lots across Roosevelt Ave and at the Marina charge the same amount as the main lot. It was a complete money grab. If anything, the should have raised prices over the 2 seasons Citi was being built in a portion of the Shea parking lot. That was the…

Nope. Fucking with client money is one of the few lines in the sand that a lawyer cannot cross as far as state bars are concerned. The actions underlying the wire fraud charge is automatic disbarment, even if he is not convicted.

-John, I’ve composed a great melody but I’m struggling with the lyrics. Have a look at this?

Tell that to Steve Irwin

Except Jeopardy has been around since the 1960s.  Art Fleming was the host of the show for about 15 years.

They have a fierce rivalry with the Montreal Maroon 5.

my mind stalls out on an image of Mr. Met in a chef’s toque grinning with what increasingly seems like menace

Just to provide context, since so many intolerant anglophone Canadians are so quick to dump on Québec in these comment sections, the LNAH, the league this incident occurred in, is notorious for being a goon league, where the sideshow of fighting isn’t just the sizzle on the steak, it is the steak.

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

Gronk had .... awww come on, I don’t think I even have to type it at this point. WE KNOW WHAT NUMBERS GRONK HAD IN THE POOL.