An appropriate suspension for Gronk would be 1 game, plus the first 9 minutes of the following game.

do it before McAdoo would have to face the home fans for the first time since Manning’s benching

Just imagine how these two idiots will react when they find out that people of African descent play basketball, too.

Coleman said that back in the 1990's he heard voices telling him, “you con Ray Allen.” 

Bol Bol . . . has chosen to commit to the University of Oregon

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

At least part of the reason why the Mets did not visit Playoffville this year is that Boras’ client, Matt Harvey, spent a little too much time in Margaritaville.

I hope he calls audibles by yelling “BOSCO!”

It’s clearly a tribute to Ben’s Cat, who slept standing up.

And why do we still have monkeys if we evolved from them?

Red Sox Player Has Perfect Game in World Series

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In response, the South Koreans pretended to snort the lines on the field.

Arison’s Trident Insurance Company was inducted into Bermuda’s Captive Hall of Fame

The horse is suing for a salt.

A grittier guy would have gone in head first.

I can’t wait until Trump takes credit for this.

He got what he deserved.

Funny, I would have expected the Fox Philadelphia station to do a tribute showing the need for a bigger wall.

but nevertheless the Titanic still has to go