Jaime or trade me

Told after the game that he was being sent to AA, Borenstein said, “No, really, I was sober.”

the authority is currently on track to default on its debts

Dude should spend a Goodyear in prison.

This reminds me of last summer, when we learned that Phil Jackson knew nothing about Noah’s arc.

First thing we’ve got to get Colin to do is cut his hair.

Maybe next time they should have the fisticuffs take place before the hot dog eating contest.

Imported from Detroit?

ESPN vet Trey Wingo

Correction 12:51 p.m. ET: This post originally stated the students are from Hyde Park. They are from Hyde Square.

FIFA Executive Chuck Blazer Has Died

“For commentary on the latest developments in the Russia story, let’s go to correspondent Charles Quadhammer.”

I’m glad I don’t have to drive through Montclair tomorrow.

The Mets pitching staff has walked a ton of batters lately, and they’re trying to distract me by suggesting that I sing Bennie and the Jets.

Joe Ingles

There is something unsettling about all of this.

Fox Sports’ Ken Rosenthal published a report today about team chemistry issues

Tune in tomorrow when Mike dissects the holding in Dred Scott v. Sanford, and learns not to use the term “property.”

Every day the Mets injury report sounds more and more like the list of Spinal Tap’s former drummers.

racked up $2,500,000 in expenses