I encountered Jeff Van Gundy at a local burger/ice cream place back when he was coaching the Knicks. As I was trying to corral my sons who were running around like headless chickens and spilling ice cream everywhere, I locked eyes with him as he was trying to corral his kids doing the same thing. He smiled, shrugged…

Bautista isn’t quite as attractive a target as, say, Blue Jays teammate Edwin Encarnacion

Beat him like a rented mohel!

In the tribal world of the NFL, Incognito would be a wartime leader.

Wow, that guy is nuts!

Not sure if he’s a Super G, or preparing to compete in one.

appears to be about 30 percent tanning oil

He just dropped to dead last in the Nielsen ratings.

If they build it long enough, I’m sure Mexico will pay for it.

Not surprised. After that show on Gomez Addams’ daughter, there really wasn’t much to discuss.

If you want to impress us, set the river on fire.

the whole country had heard Schilling protest in the dugout

Living in Fort Lee, he’s probably been under a lot of stress worrying about the bridge to the closer.

I don’t get it, either. This costume does nothing to support and honor Qualcomm.

“Can you bake a file into mine?”

“Take my NBA team . . . please.”

Maybe they can drum up more support for this game among Floridians by having Tim Tebow show up and genuFLeCT.

Let’s take this moment to remind Lochte that Carter is the one who’s supposed to pee outside.

In related news, Jeffrey Dahmer’s former babysitter says he was a picky eater.

I guess only Mr. Newton can really explain the gravity of the situation.