*slow clap*

The 2.4 mile long Tim Maia Cycle Path

He was disappointed that the National League didn’t adopt the designated Hitler.

Coach: “Hey Panda, it’s time to take BP.”

Report: Red Sox Happy To Pretend Pablo Sandoval’s Injury Isn’t Fake

He also owns E3 Meat Co.

Mallex makes bad law.

I liked that the first sentence of the complaint says, “pursuant to Massachusetts Rule of Civil Procedure 65 . . . .” I think plaintiff’s counsel is about to become better acquainted with the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, especially Rule 11.

Paragraph 43: . . . The Patriots have as good a shot as any team still remaining in the playoffs at winning Super Bowl 50 . . . .

Listening to that made me want to commit Harry Caray.

Cause of bladder issue per Harvey: holding it too much when he’s gotta go.

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Somebody tell Yoenis that we’re normalizing relations with Cuba, so he can stop making a raft of mistakes.

Give the kid a break. He’s too young to read the unwritten rules.

What a Jewbroni.

When asked for comment, Jeffrey Loria said he would Fire Sale.

With that many Chinese, you’d kind of expect there would be a take out.

Almost as cool as JPP’s new contract for $1,000,0003.50.

This is a good argument in favor of the designated sitter.