Hamman's attentiveness to the broadcast throughout the long rain delay convinced her that he was guilty of idle worship.

And until former GM Jim Hendry put an end to it, Strickland hung out in the tunnel after Cubs wins

But because it was a false start, they all said, collectively, "fuck it," and one waved a red warning flag instead.

he then opened a case of theft after the watch was not found

Jay Cutler =Dr. Jonas Sulk

You know how I avoid these problems when I play rec league hockey? I don't bring my phone out to the fucking bench with me.

Ironic, considering that Cutler reminds me of Dr. Jonas Sulk.

"-200 no heart"

Forensic expert J.G. Vermeulen

This will be awesome when Deadspin finds out that Alicia Sacramone never existed.

At this event, you'll meet some Alumni

Now that's a sausage race!

let's ballpark it at 873 ft.

He weighed in at 330 last year, and those who have seen him think his 315-pound listing is a little generous.

The sky diver was confused, because the plane's left turn signal was on the whole time.

Brad Penny hurt his left hand punching a wall after outing with #royals

Maria Shriver calls her ex-husband the same thing.

Marlins executives are "outraged" over the travel lineup the Red Sox brought to Jupiter

Pistorius rocked back and forth through the testimony

funny throwback crimes, like marijuana possession