I didn’t read this post. I’m not really interested in the subject material. What I would like to comment on is the choice of you (or your editor or both of you) to include the “What” in the “What the Hell” portion of this post’s headline. I am endlessly perplexed with the shortening of “what the Hell” and “what the…

One of the greatest movie soundtracks of all time.

Holy shit, can't all you nerds give it a rest and go back to playing Pac-Man or something? A lot of states have at-will employment. Employees can be fired at any time for any reason, or even no reason at all. Just the way it works. That's why it's better to keep your head low. And get rid of FaceSpace and Twatter.

I wish a motherfucker would learn English. That motherfucker being you.

No way man. It already takes long enough to get keys, especially if you’re using that vending machine in the entryway of Walmart.

Social Distortion has been around since the late seventies. Don’t lump them in with crappy pop-punk bands please.

What?

So how did the Pistons do on the ice? Or did the Kings ditch their skates for some high-tops?

Give me and my hockey buddies five minutes with this pussy-ass baseball player. We’ll make sure he doesn’t hit another woman or baseball again for the rest of his miserable life.

Thanks for the tip on the eBay discount. I didn’t buy a Switch, but I did get four copies of Tapu Lele GX for the Pokemon Trading Card Game, for a steal!

Thanks for the tip on the eBay discount. I didn’t buy a Switch, but I did get four copies of Tapu Lele GX for the…

“...a truly egalitarian agent for cultural transformation...”

Or an actor. Acting. Performing the assigned role.

You write this post as if any of this shit is real. It’s 2018. Do people really still think “reality” television is real?

How do you get the SSD for free?

How do you get the SSD for free?

What a coincidence, because I’m nourished by titties. Figuratively though, not literally. I’m far too old to breast feed. I mean, I’ll suck on some titties, but in a fun-time way, not a get-milk kinda way.

Well, you read Deadspin, so we know you’re not engaged in high-class entertainment every minute of your day either...

What if you didn’t get penalties for pussy stuff in basketball? Then none of this would be an issue.

Youngstown and Boardman are not indistinguishable from parts of rural Georgia, I assure you.

I’ve got an ‘85 V30. It was a nightmare for years (my dad let it go to Hell in my grandparents’ garage after he got his Harley), but a good carb rebuild got it back in good running order. And it’s a blast.

Way to make it sound like you were really reluctant to accept this expensive chair for free. And coincidentally tell us how great it is.